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A teenager who is obsessed with anything having to do with music.
* L.D. Bell Marching Band *
Instagram: @mama_gabbs
Snapchat: gabbysueking
Dolce Gabbana ss14 + hair colors | inspired by (+)
12 hours ago on 2 September 2014 @ 1:59am + 123,943 notes
via officialcourtneylove (originally imsebastainstan)
# maddie would like this

thefandomtolllbooth:

antoinetriplett:

jolivet:

spaceman-v-spiff:

nescientes:

novacayyn:

carry-on-my-otp:

If Stuntmen from the old movies don’t have your full respect then I just don’t know what to say to you

l tried really hard not to reblog this

Yeah, it is indeed really hard not to reblog a fucking thing.

Can we all agree that the man in the first gif is the manliest man in the world?

Are we just going to all silently acknowledge that the last guy is clearly dead and that we just saw him die. 

HOLD UP FOR A SECOND

ALL OF THESE GIFS ARE ONE MAN

THE SINGULAR BUSTER KEATON

WHILE FILMING THE GENERAL

HE SNAPPED HIS NECK ON THE RAILROAD TIES AND WENT HOME AND ICED HIS BODY

AND CAME BACK FOR WORK THE NEXT DAY

HE ONCE GOT HIS HIP RIPPED OUT OF ITS SOCKET BY A MALFUNCTIONING ELEVATOR AND WAS DISAPPOINTED WITH HIMSELF FOR BEING INJURED

HE ONCE HAD TO FALL 100 FEET DOWN A WATERFALL INTO A NET

A STUNTMAN TESTED IT AND BROKE BOTH LEGS AND DISLOCATED HIS SHOULDER

BUSTER DID THE STUNT ANYWAY AND LANDED WITHOUT A SCRATCH

IN ‘THE HIGH DIVE’

BUSTER DID A TRICK DIVE THROUGH A CARDBOARD DECK THAT WAS CAMOUFLAGED TO LOOK LIKE THE REAL DECK

ONLY HE COULDN’T TELL FROM 100 FEET UP WHERE THE CARDBOARD STOPPED AND THE REAL DECK STARTED AND THERE WAS ONLY LIKE A THREE FOOT MARGIN FOR ERROR

AND WHEN HE HESITATED A SUDDEN BREEZE LITERALLY KNOCKED HIM OFF THE DIVING BOARD AND HE HAD TO JUMP ANYWAY

AND HE MISSED THE REAL DECK BY LESS THAN A FOOT BUT HE MADE IT

IN THE SECOND GIF HE’S RECREATING SOMETHING THAT THE ACTUAL GENERAL PURSUERS HAD TO DO IN THE CIVIL WAR

IF HE MISSES THAT TIE

THE TRAIN WILL BE DERAILED AND HE WILL DIE IN THE EXPLOSION

IN THE THIRD GIF AN ENTIRE HOUSE IS FALLING HE HAS ONE TAKE AND IF HE HAS NOT DONE THE CALCULATIONS CORRECTLY HE WILL BE CRUSHED

HE HAS AN INCH-WIDE MARGIN ON EACH SIDE

AND THE HOUSE LITERALLY BRUSHES HIS LEFT SHOULDER ON THE WAY DOWN

YOU CAN SEE HIS LEFT ARM JUMP BECAUSE HE’S FLINCHING FROM THE PAIN

THAT LAST GIF

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THAT JUMP

HE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO FALL AND THEY HADNT PLANNED FOR IT

BUT HE SURVIVED

BUSTER KEATON SURVIVED 100% OF THINGS THAT WOULD HAVE KILLED LESSER MEN INCLUDING WWI, TORNADOS, HOUSEFIRES, ALCOHOLISM, BROKEN NETS, CRUSHING DEPRESSION, THE DEPRESSION ITSELF, THE MCCARTHY WITCHHUNTS, THE END OF SILENT CINEMA, AND ABOUT 900 MORE OF THE STUNTS YOU SEE ABOVE

BUSTER LIVED TO BE 70 YEARS OLD

FATHERED LIKE FOUR KIDS AND EIGHT GRANDKIDS

HE CAME OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF ALL THAT

THINKING THAT LIFE WAS GOOD AND PEOPLE WERE WONDERFUL

BUSTER KEATON IS NOT JUST A STUNTMAN

HE IS A GODDAMN SAINT

BUSTER KEATON’S PARENTS WERE PART OF A TRAVELING SHOW.

THEY WERE ACROBATS.

THEY TOOK BABY BUSTER UP HIGH IN THE AIR WITH THEM.

THEY DROPPED HIM.

LUCKILY SOMEONE WHO WAS STANDING UNDER THEM CAUGHT BABY BUSTER.

THAT MAN WAS HARRY HOUDINI. 

HARRY HOUDINI SAVED BUSTER KEATON’S LIFE.

if you don’t think that’s the coolest shit you can get right out.

12 hours ago on 2 September 2014 @ 1:54am + 688,834 notes
via officialcourtneylove (originally carry-on-my-otp)

sassy-with-a-stick-of-pocky:

No. 6 + text posts

put together by my lovely sister hermioneofvulcan

12 hours ago on 2 September 2014 @ 1:51am + 258 notes
via onee-sama (originally sassy-with-a-stick-of-pocky)
# dead

Everyone needs a shoujo-boys in their life. I’m willing to share mine in case you don’t because she’s amazing and I love her to pieces and is a great person who deserves every awesome award ever
Basically a perfect person

13 hours ago on 2 September 2014 @ 1:45am + 2 notes

gabbykingaf:

Someone please help me what is the common denominator between 1/x^2 and 1/9 because I’m the dumbest person ever

Crisis averted weiselzelle I was doing subtraction between them so I needed the denominations to be the same so it would be 9/9x^2 - x^2/9x^2 But oh my lord I cried over this I hate math and I hate that I’m a idiot
15 hours ago on 1 September 2014 @ 11:29pm + 3 notes
via gabbykingaf (originally gabbykingaf)

Someone please help me what is the common denominator between 1/x^2 and 1/9 because I’m the dumbest person ever

15 hours ago on 1 September 2014 @ 11:08pm + 3 notes
# gabbygabbsmathmath sucks

THIS #EMBARASSYOURBESTFRIENDDAY THING HAS ENDED ME SEE YOU ALL IN THERAPY
I AM LAUGHING AND CRYING AND I HATE YOU ALL FOR IT

17 hours ago on 1 September 2014 @ 9:12pm + 2 notes

dorkfeyrac:

people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

19 hours ago on 1 September 2014 @ 7:22pm + 446,584 notes
via froodooboogins (originally panicatthenipnops)

icychaoss:

Getting bad again for no reason after you’ve been so happy for a long time is literally one of the worst feelings ever

20 hours ago on 1 September 2014 @ 6:42pm + 189,760 notes
via momentary---phase (originally icychaoss)
# me rnbut I shouldn't bemy anniversary is in 2 weeks

hoping-youd-stay:

I am this cat on so many levels

1 day ago on 1 September 2014 @ 12:13pm + 198,633 notes
via cavalierkid48 (originally tastefullyoffensive)
# jen?you're lovedyou can stop now

INSTEAD OF SPENDING THE DAY WITH THE LOVE OF MY LIFE I HAVE TO SPEND TODAY WITH PEOPLE THAT HATE ME
NOT HAPPY AT ALL


WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS

tentakewl:

when your family makes fun of something you’re passionate about and then claim they were ‘just teasing’ image

1 day ago on 31 August 2014 @ 11:00pm + 425,503 notes
via saxydrummajor (originally smackable)

coolator:

LEVANTARSE 

H
1 day ago on 31 August 2014 @ 10:04pm + 82,015 notes
via why-is-this-url-not-taken (originally paperkirby)
# i can't breathe
1 day ago on 31 August 2014 @ 10:04pm + 146,188 notes
via marchinginreverse (originally fuckyeahnickiminaj)

nellie-elizabeth:

fucktearseatpizza:

dblack77:

girlsjustwannahavefunds:

insanity-in-motion:

romanticizing-death:

sixcatsandtwodogs:

gifcraft:

Stop the bullets. Kill the gun.

I held my breath at the last one.

IT WAS COOL AND THEN IT GOT SCARY AS SHIT

i’d say this is a very effective message

Reblogging again.

Whoa!

..

Yikes

1 day ago on 31 August 2014 @ 9:55pm + 578,843 notes
via elsaisabossassgrungebitch (originally gifcraft)
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